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New Element Discovered




Topic started on 29-4-2005 @ 08:49 AM by FlyersFan


Well .. this is 'science' and yet it belongs in
the politics forum. Enjoy.

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New Element Discovered

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT - GOVERNMENTIUM

A major research institution has just announced the
discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
science.

The new element has been name "Governmentium."
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These 311 particles are held together by forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected, as it impedes every
reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction
to take over 4 days to complete, when it would
normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it
does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization
in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and
deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase
over time, since each reorganization will cause more
morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed
whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass."

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes
Administratium, an element which radiates just as much
energy, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as
many morons.



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reply posted on 29-4-2005 @ 08:56 AM by sardion2000


You're the third person to post this and it's still just as funny I always thought it was Administratium though huh maybe that is a different "element"



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reply posted on 30-4-2005 @ 01:25 AM by James the Lesser


Funny post. But hey, it's true about the govenrment. Maybe we should find Dictorium or Saddamium, much easier form of government, hell, Bush himself said it would be easier if he was the dictator.



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reply posted on 30-4-2005 @ 03:52 AM by ANOK


That is pretty funny. I like this part;

These 311 particles are held together by forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called peons.


Thanx for posting that



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reply posted on 30-4-2005 @ 03:35 PM by Amorymeltzer


Brilliant!

See? Science DOES have all the answers!



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reply posted on 28-8-2005 @ 09:44 PM by GoldEagle


Very funny, I though you where talking about a real element at first.



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reply posted on 23-9-2005 @ 06:56 PM by enthuziazm


In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase
over time, since each reorganization will cause more
morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.


hahaha
I love chemistry.



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reply posted on 23-9-2005 @ 09:18 PM by marg6043


Originally posted by GoldEagle
Very funny, I though you where talking about a real element at first.


She got me too,

I love the satire of the whole thing, sometimes is good to laugh once in a while at the expenses of our governments.



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reply posted on 3-10-2005 @ 10:08 PM by Kalapadea


That's awesome, got a good laugh out of it.

Its even funnier than the Honda Element joke... Fugly.



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reply posted on 11-1-2006 @ 11:40 AM by IWONDER


Originally posted by FlyersFan
Well .. this is 'science' and yet it belongs in
the politics forum. Enjoy.

***************************************
New Element Discovered

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT - GOVERNMENTIUM

A major research institution has just announced the
discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
science.

The new element has been name "Governmentium."
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These 311 particles are held together by forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected, as it impedes every
reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction
to take over 4 days to complete, when it would
normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it
does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization
in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and
deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase
over time, since each reorganization will cause more
morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed
whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass."

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes
Administratium, an element which radiates just as much
energy, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as
many morons.



ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!! i dont even know science but! i know basics.. like
m=mass
g=gravity
v=volocity
? lol
i get what you are talking about.. to many morons on this plannet will make the place unhappy, it does play with the mind, to people that are not aware?.




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