Barrack Obama's true identity revealed

OK, I've read so many whacky theories on this site that it's time to take a crack at one myself, so here it is.

Ever wonder why Obama has such a huge following?
Well it's because that man is not who he says he is.
He is actually someone that has been around for awhile, also possessed charasmatic charm and also had huge following during his time not too long ago.

Plastic surgery can change a persons features but it cannot change a person's voice.
Listen to his voice in these before and after videos:

Barack Today:

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Barack Yesterday:

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Very, very soon, you can expect Obama to grab the microphone and yell:
"Do you smell what Barrack is cooking"

Brilliant!

He has the same complexion, sounds exactly the same, and even kept his name for the most part.

'The Rock' turns into 'Ba-Rack'

Why didn't I see this before!!!

Oooooh, Hillary's in for a STOMPIN'!!! Literally!

Brillant! lol..This a just as good of a theory as some of the others I've seen. And how about getting that former Minnesota Governor/ wrestler as Secretary of Defense!

Yeah man, Jesse the Body Ventura.

One true irony between the world of wrestling and the world of politics is that everything is staged.
The dueling competitors go up against each other and put up a good fight while we as spectators continue to cheer for our champ.

In both examples we are always knowingly or unknowingly duped because it is all pretend.

Jesse Ventura was actually a US Navy SEAL during the Vietnam era but I dont think he was actually sent to Vietnam.

So he does have military service under his belt ... in an elite unit no less.

reply to post by ChrisF231

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Yep Jesse Ventura.....maybe we can appoint him Ambassador to Kosovo and he can smack some folks around before Bush does something stupid like send in more American troops!

Btw...Bush doing something stupid? Thats never happened before right?

If Barrack were to use the line "Do you smell what Barrack is cooking"
, do you think Hillary would accuse him of plagiarism?